Anthony Bourdain Socks

Ah, the humble sock. The unsung hero of any outfit, silently protecting our toes and keeping us looking stylish. But why settle for ordinary socks when you can have a pair that's custom-made to your exact specifications? Introducing my beloved blank socks, crafted with care in the sock capital of the world: Ft. Payne, Alabama.

These bad boys are the best sublimation socks money can buy, made and printed entirely in the good ol' US of A. With a blend of 96% Polyester, 1% rubber, and 3% of my top-secret material (which I can't divulge, but let's just say it's magic), these athletic socks are built to last. And thanks to the fully reciprocated heels and toes, you won't have to worry about any pesky holes popping up unexpectedly.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But, what about sizing?" Fear not, my friend, for these socks come in a range of sizes to fit every foot. Whether you're a youth with shoe size 10.5-3.5, a woman with shoe size 3-6, a man with shoe size 5-8.5, or a Sasquatch with shoe size 9-12.5 (just kidding, we only go up to 12), we've got you covered.

But wait, there's more! These socks come with a cushioned footbed for extra comfort, arch support to keep your feet feeling fresh all day, and a sublimation printing process that won't fade, no matter how many times you wash them. And while there might be a tiny wrinkle or two (hey, nobody's perfect), it'll be on the heel, so you won't even see it if you wear shoes. Genius, right?

So go ahead, treat your feet to a pair of socks that are as unique and awesome as you are. And don't forget, machine wash cold with like colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and definitely do not dry clean. Your feet will thank you.

Sock Sizing :

Small: Youth shoe size 10.5-3.5, Women's shoe size 3-6

Medium: Men's Shoe Size 5-8.5, Women's Shoe Size 6.5-10, Youth Shoe Size 4-8

Large: Men's Shoe Size 9-12.5, Women's Shoe Size 10.5-13

XL: Men's Shoe Size 13-14, Women's Shoe Size 14-15